On occasion, Steve Kaycee has had problems in blogging about things in timely fashion, such as his reaction to the 2019 World Series matchup between the Washington Nationals and Houston Astros.
But after one of Art Infliction’s most innovative minds has come up with a way to never allow such problems to ever happen again via this page. Especially when Extra Sessions keeps getting overbooked with either constant entries or entries that need to remain on this website for an indefinite amount of time.
And of course, with that being said, the need for this page arises again, as he previews the 14th increment of 100 Flickuum evaluations.
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“Previewing The Path To 1,400”
A record amount of movies finishing below their expected Flickuum rankings, a constant amount of very challenging close-outs, five Jon Voight movies being evaluated in the month of May alone, the end of some almost decade-long waiting periods, a Morgan Freeman movie being evaluated on his actual (88th) birthday, a certain movie being voided as the 1,232nd enshrined Flickuum movie for symbolic reasons, M3GAN ranking directly behind Happy Death Day as the second-best Blumhouse movie, a Wes Anderson-directed movie finishing one spot ahead of a Paul Feig-directed movie as The Flickuum’s new number one movie of 2018, six movies (including my favorite of 2002) having their rankings changed, and a movie with a title that is both figurative and somewhat literal, as it pertains to a certain type of bird and a typical sandwich condiment. Yes, all of that occurred from the wee hours of February 1, 2025 through the wee hours of today, and it’s totally apropos that all of that occurred during the 13th increment of 100 Flickuum evaluations. So, with all of those feats being recapped, the question now becomes, “Which movies will be evaluated during the 14th increment of 100 Flickuum evaluations?”.
Well, for starters, two nights from now is when that 14th increment kicks off and I want it to be with a tone-setter of a movie in “Harley Davidson And The Marlboro Man”. Second, I re-assessed “Marcel The Shell With Shoes On” after a theatrical outing in mid-November 2024, thus it’s a perfect pick to evaluate after my next theatrical outing, which will occur this coming Tuesday. Third, given that the next 99 enshrined Flickuum evaluations will all fall under the 1,301 through 1,399 category, it’s only fitting that “Strange World” gets chosen for evaluation 1,313. Fourth, “Red Tails” was the movie that was voided as evaluation number 1,232, due to the 332 representing The Tuskegee Airmen, thus that movie has been chosen as 1,332 to numerically honor that historically significant group of individuals. And finally, just like Blake Lively in both late-December 2022 and mid-February 2023, Dakota Johnson will be in a second consecutive increment-closer, as “How To Be Single” will be evaluation number 1,400.
Yes, those five movies mentioned in the paragraph above are just one twentieth of the 14th increment of 100 Flickuum evaluations, and they will inevitably add to the 19-plus years of Flickuum craziness. And unlike this most recent February, in which I thought too many steps ahead to the point that I mentally burned myself out during the late part of that month, I’m going to minimize the thoughts of assessments/re-assessments to the point that they’ll be virtually non-existent in my thought process from now through the night of August 25, 2025.
Now it’s time to get on a Harley Davidson (Flickuum style) to begin the path to 1,400.