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So, with that being said, he is blogging about the continued resurgence of Jennifer Lopez.
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“Flickasbord, Volume 214”
Two years ago this coming Wednesday, Flickasbord debuted and has been an Art Infliction fixture for almost 104 (and counting) consecutive weeks. And while I have exhausted so many avenues in attempting to accrue movies for both assessment and re-assessment, there is still a surplus of 296 available “pre-Dream Scenario” Flickuum spots, some of which I’ve had to basically manufacture since this most recent Tuesday evening.
Let’s begin.
First up, prior to my eventual re-assessment of “Fly Me To The Moon” this most recent Saturday, I was surfing Tubi to make a mental note of re-assessing “I Like It Like That” after my fun viewing of “Desperado”, both of which also eventually happened. And while I did notice that the second of those three movies was still available via that app, I also noticed three movies of Flickuum potential. And as to what they were/are, well they were/are 1] Day Zero for its character-driven indie vibe, 2] Noobz, which is a video game tournament version of “The Hangover” and 3] The Education Of Charlie Banks, because there is no such thing as too much Eva Amurri in The Project. Now let’s see if this latest happenstance haul joins the group that was first started by “Wildcats” and last extended by “M3GAN 2.0”.
Next up, a 26th hate-watch of “Green Lantern” will be in my future, as I found 22 more movies worthy of pardon for The Project and for various reasons at that. And of course, there will be no more pardons and/or exemptions after today, thus the last ever pardon/exemption chart, which you can see below:
| Movie | Why it has been pardoned |
| Keep Watching | One year after Nadine Velazquez appeared in “Within”, Natalie Martinez followed in her footsteps of hot stepmom in a horror movie and both movies are somewhat similar to one another, therefore they will both be in The Project. |
| Dear Evan Hansen | The movie is a two-plus hour lie, yet it feels strangely soothing to watch. |
| School Dance | This movie is seemingly cut from the same cloth as both “Mac & Devin Go To High School” and “Grow House”, but it’s worth re-assessing, due to the presence of Kristinia DeBarge. |
| Don Juan DeMarco | This movie is worthy of a re-assessment for the cameo of the late Selena Quintanilla-Perez as a singer. |
| Safety Not Guaranteed | This movie has the potential to be a quirky Sundance soother like “Your Sister’s Sister”. |
| Jules | The cat aspect of this movie needs to be re-investigated. |
| Miral | Despite the titular character being somewhat sidelined in her movie, this movie could outrank “Mowgli: Legend Of The Jungle”, as both movies are Freida Pinto movies. Plus, it has the unique distinction of being assessed in between fun viewings of “Death Race” and “Money Train”, two movies that will factor greatly in 2026. |
| Harsh Times | This could be Tammy Trull’s only shot at Flickuum lore, it’s a potential second Flickuum movie for Samantha Esteban and I like Anthony “Citric” Campos’ as Casper. |
| Jack | Every scene featuring Jennifer Lopez completely saves this movie, thus it will be one of the most unlikely returns to The Project. Plus, it’s a conjoined quintuplet of “Money Train”, “Selena” and “Blood And Wine” since those three movies are also feature Jenny From The Block. |
| A Champion Heart | Recent reminiscing about this movie has caused it to grow on me, therefore it will be re-assessed. |
| Flicka | If “A Champion Heart” can be re-assessed, then this movie should be as well. |
| Flicka 2 | See one spot above. |
| Flicka: Country Pride | See two spots above. |
| A Cowgirl’s Story | See three spots above. |
| The Watch | The scene involving a cow is slightly less traumatic than the one in “Starship Troopers”. |
| Chaos | It was an assessment of this Jason Statham-Wesley Snipes that played a very small part in “Death Race” and “Money Train” being forever associated with one another in Flickuum history, thus it will get re-assessed. |
| L’annualaire | The presence of Olga Kurylenko makes it worthy of a re-assessment. |
| The Sunchaser | Money Train re-establishing itself as Flickuum royalty paves the way for this movie getting re-assessed, as Jon Seda might be the only actor to appear in movies that each have Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson and Jennifer Lopez individually. Two (Wesley Snipes via Undisputed, Jennifer Lopez via Selena) of the three are among the 1,412 and this one (featuring Woody Harrelson) could join it, thus closing Jon Seda’s Money Train Flickuum circle. |
| The Cell | Jennifer Lopez’s latest resurgence reels in yet another roster addition, in the form of this movie. Plus, it wasn’t as bad as anticipated during its assessment, so it could be a surprise addition to a group that had “Fly Me To The Moon” join as the most recent overall guaranteed Flickuum movie. |
| Mr. & Mrs. Smith | The real-life situation pertaining to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie was/is toxic, but that toxicity is more bearable, compared to the Blyan toxicity that reared its head in 2025, thus this movie will be re-assessed. |
| Animal Crackers | This movie via both its assessment and re-assessment wasn’t utilized properly, as it respectively came after the fifth “Scream” movie and “Cruise”. So, given all of that, it could have its second re-assessment conducted in a much less pressure-packed situation. |
| Double Take | The cute little dog in this movie totally deserves to be a part of Flickuum lore. |
Three days ago, the Tier 13 standings updated, as “Blue Bayou” surged ahead of “Postman Pat: The Movie” for the 51st ranking out of 95, along with bumping “Murder Of A Cat” from those standings. However, the latter of those three movies won’t be disqualified from The Project, as it could have enough to punch its ticket into The Project. And that’s not all for that tier, because in addition, the 51st and 52nd ranked movies in that tier are color-coded as blue, meaning that their Project chances are both hanging by a thread. Or should I say were, as the former is too socially significant to be denied a Flickuum spot, while the latter has a lovable cat named Jess, whom is so lovable that he can more than make up for every nightmare-fueled scene in that 2014 computer-animated movie, therefore both movies have been re-designated as fringe Flickuum movies. Now let’s wait and see when both of them get 9522R protection.
When it comes to movies that I like and wanting each/all of them getting equal treatment in how I can access each/all of them as Flickuum movies, the next one that I’ll be going after is “Maintenance Required”, as it’s the “non-Zootopia 2” movie that has had an HCC designation in Tier 7 the longest. So, with that being said, I looked on Etsy yesterday to see if I could eventually purchase it on physical media and sure enough, I found as such, thus I favorited that listing as a reminder to order it about three weeks from now. But of course, that’s not what this paragraph is about. Instead, it’s about two other movies that I noticed on that website. And as to what those two movies were/are, well they were/are “Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey”, due to its majestic vibes, and “Caramelo”, because movies about dogs almost always get Flickuum consideration. And since I wrote down reminders to include both movies in this entry, prior to being written, well they too have been added to the roster.
Speaking of roster, the Eastern Bluebird 53 2.0 page has been expanded to 70 spots, as I want that page to have the vibe of an active NFL roster + practice squad, therefore Flickuum spots 4,731 through 4,800 are reserved for that format. And of course, that’s not the only change that will go into effect for that page, as both “Cross Bronx” and “Bean” will get re-tries for reserved spots on that page, due to each movie having qualities that make them deserving of Flickuum lore. Now I just need to find time to re-assess both of them.
Staying somewhat on topic of “Cross Bronx”, I looked for a fallback option for a Nashawn Kearse movie in which he has a substantial role, just in case that movie fails its second re-assessment. So, with that being said, I looked up his IMDB page to find such a movie before the first re-assessment of “On Becoming A Guinea Fowl”. And as to how that went, well I found it in the movie “My Brother”, therefore making that search a successful one. Of course, the aim is to ensure that at least one of those movies is successful, but if both of them end up being successful, well then that’s an added bonus for this particular Flickuum niche.
And finally, a few hours after watching “Money Train” three days ago, I was taken back to the time almost 20 years ago when I noticed Jennifer Lopez’s movie “An Unfinished Life” on DVD at a Sears Essentials two days after my third attempt at evaluating my second favorite 1995 movie. However, I thought nothing of it at that time, as my mind shifted towards what I thought were the last ever evaluations at that time before expansion had other plans for me. Anyways, her resurgence weighed on my mind yet again, as that and the flashback to that 2006 memory prompted me to add the latter movie to the roster as a flier movie. So, in other words, the recency bias of the former puts the latter at a disadvantage yet could defy expectations to make The Project. Stay tuned.
Well, it’s another year of Flickuum Movement Central, as the amount of 2,565 overall guaranteed Flickuum spots will no doubt increase. Of course, it began with “On Becoming A Guinea Fowl” getting re-assessed twice, following my latest fun viewing of “Babe” and that was a bad move times two, as the former isn’t strong enough to follow in the footsteps of anything that’s of Flickuum royalty. Plus, the same can be said for “The Outsiders” and the 1978 version of “The Lord Of The Rings”, as they followed after the latest fun viewings of “Death Race” and “Money Train”, respectively. Of course, there will be more fun viewings of Flickuum royalty in 2026, which will include those three movies, but the assessment/re-assessment roster is so stacked that there won’t be as many drastic drop-offs as there were at both the end of 2025 and at the beginning of 2026. Yes, this year will be the best Flickuum management year yet, and it took both reminiscing about certain movies and rewatching certain movies to hammer home that expectation. Now let’s see if quality depth pieces can be found to compliment the royalty.
Until the next time.