For a little over 22 years, a special group has been and continues to be assembled, with that group being the 2,100 movies that are worthy of forever being called favorites. It’s better known as the Two ThouCentennial, which currently has 1,504 movies that are either enshrined in the rankings, present to be enshrined in the rankings or have a reserved spot to eventually become present.
Of course, those three specific categories are just a partial breakdown of the Two ThouCentennial, as many other movies in various other forms are all up for consideration in being added to that 1,504. They are all better known as tiers, which you can via all the breakdown below.
Check it out and enjoy!
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**Note: To find our running count of Land Of Infusion era assessments/re-assessments by category, simply click here.
Tier 1: The Enshrined, where 546 of the 1,504 have a home on the Two ThouCentennial page.
Tier 2: The Ones Presently To Be Enshrined, where 632 of the 1,504 can be selected to be evaluated for enshrinement at any time.
Tier 3: Reserved Spots To Eventually Become Present, a list that currently has the last 326 of the 1,504. Plus, all of those movies are ranked from 1 to 326.
Tier 4: The Ton-Tenders, a group of 326 movies that are all battling it out for the 1,505th fully guaranteed Two ThouCentennial spot. You can see all 326 of them via the numbers and bold text below:
- Beverly Hills Chihuahua
- Arranged ’07
- Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children
- Term Life
- Lena And Snowball
- One For The Money
- A-X-L
- Barnyard
- Morris From America
- Bottle Shock
- Aliens In The Attic
- Romeo Must Die
- Blood Fest
- Seven Years In Tibet
- Wyatt Earp
- Deliverance
- Happy Feet Two
- Sweet Virginia
- That Burning Feeling
- Delivering The Goods
- Speedway Junky
- The Guardian
- And Soon The Darkness
- Belle & Sebastian – The Adventure Continues
- Baby, Baby, Baby
- S.W.A.T.: Firefight
- Road To Perdition
- In & Out
- Dark Waters
- Van Wilder 2: The Rise Of Taj
- Ghosts Of Mississippi
- *61
- Furry Vengeance
- The Little Death
- Taken 2
- Happy Feet
- The Hurricane
- Precious
- Atomic Blonde
- Jersey Girl
- Step Up 2: The Streets
- The King’s Man
- Batman & Robin
- Black Sheep
- Autumn Wanderer
- Wolf
- Maleficent: Mistress Of Evil
- Ready Player One
- Powder
- Beetlejuice
- Like Sunday, Like Rain
- Predators
- Digging For Fire
- Monte Carlo
- Rookie Of The Year
- Whiplash
- 102 Dalmatians
- Juggernaut
- Flatliners ’90
- Shackles
- Public Enemies
- Valiant
- At Middleton
- Tater Tot & Patton
- The Water Horse: Legend Of The Deep
- Monkey Trouble
- Heaven Is A Playground
- The Shape Of Water
- Victor Frankenstein
- Belle & Sebastian 3: The Last Chapter
- I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
- I, Frankenstein
- The Insider
- Fruitvale Station
- Promised Land
- Starship Troopers 2: Hero Of The Federation
- The Golden Child
- The DUFF
- Beginners
- Borg Vs. McEnroe
- Valley Girl ’83
- First Knight
- Good Will Hunting
- Rain Man
- Sling Blade
- The Natural
- Starship Troopers
- 101 Dalmatians ’96
- Scrooge
- Grey Owl
- Funny Farm
- Something The Lord Made
- Stuck Between Stations
- Judas And The Black Messiah
- Office Christmas Party
- Mystery, Alaska
- The First Time
- O Brother, Where Art Thou?
- Booksmart
- The November Man
- Pretty Bird
- Fahrenheit 451 ’18
- Ford v Ferrari
- Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings
- Accepted
- Charlie Countryman
- Camp
- Light Years
- Midnight Run
- 1 Night In San Diego
- Wild Cherry
- A Haunting At The Park Hotel
- Grow House
- The Order ’01
- Bunyan And Babe
- The Lone Ranger
- Godzilla: King Of The Monsters
- Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
- Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
- Grand Isle
- Cobra
- Lean On Pete
- Red Dawn ’12
- Transformers
- Romper Stomper
- Brother Bear
- State Fair
- Man Camp
- Formula 51
- Catch.44
- UHF
- The Patriot ’98
- Drinking Buddies
- Undercover Brother
- Arthur ’11
- Shrek
- Shrek 2
- Consumed ’15
- The Angry Birds Movie 2
- Irresistible
- Knife Fight
- Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2
- A Soldier’s Story
- The Campaign
- Commencement
- Little Fockers
- The Darkest Hour
- Central Intelligence
- Okja
- A Walk To Remember
- The Last Five Years
- Always Woodstock
- Heart Of The Country
- Rock Of Ages
- John Carter
- The Anomaly
- The Night Clerk
- Material Girls
- Hot Fuzz
- Uptown Girls
- Deck The Halls
- Life As We Know It
- Meet The Fockers
- The Principal
- Lady Bird
- Man On A Ledge
- Mo’ Money
- The Mortician
- The Substitute
- A Sunday Horse
- Richard Jewell
- The Promise ’16
- Glory Road
- Slice
- We Are Marshall
- Dedication
- Burden
- American Honey
- Paterson
- The Stepfather ’09
- Dixieland
- Encanto
- Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil
- Please Stand By
- Cowgirls ‘N Angels
- Son Of The South
- Looks That Kill
- Coming 2 America
- Antiquities
- Fantasy Island
- Country Strong
- Gattaca
- The Ringer
- Tulip Fever
- The Darkest Minds
- Shrek Forever After
- Dangerous Liaisons
- Reign Over Me
- Sunshine Cleaning
- Black Or White
- When Trumpets Fade
- Summer Rental
- I Still Believe
- Ready Or Not
- Zeroville
- Casa de mi Padre
- Lasso
- Terrordactyl
- Loosies
- Max 2: White House Hero
- Blood Father
- Teenage Cocktail
- American Reunion
- Far From Home: The Adventures Of Yellow Dog
- The Endless
- Hackers
- A Bridge Too Far
- Vamp U
- Love, Weddings & Other Disasters
- Wish Man
- Winter’s Tale
- Lean On Me
- Cyborg Soldier
- Girl House
- Tag ’18
- Blade: Trinity
- The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies
- Jungle Cruise
- The Matrix Resurrections
- Sleeping With Other People
- Torque
- Nacho Libre
- Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen
- Manipulated
- Get Him To The Greek
- Nighthawks
- Fired Up!
- McFarland, USA
- The Bounce Back
- Valentine’s Day
- Poetic Justice
- Molly’s Game
- Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Viva La Fiesta!
- The Flying Scissors
- American Pie Presents: Girls’ Rules
- The Longest Yard ’05
- Free Guy
- Jobs
- I Feel Pretty
- Meeting Evil
- Black And Blue
- Timeline
- The A-Team
- Do The Right Thing
- Paycheck
- The Silencing
- The Rookie ’02
- American Pie
- 10 Years
- The Assistant
- American Pie Presents: Band Camp
- The Take ’16
- The General’s Daughter
- American Pie 2
- How To Be Single
- Drop Zone
- The Five-Year Engagement
- Planes, Trains & Automobiles
- Red Dawn ’84
- The Patriot ’00
- The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
- The Emperor’s Club
- My Best Friend’s Wedding
- Hustle & Flow
- Aquamarine
- Mary Queen Of Scots
- What If ’14
- Happy Christmas
- Pvt Chat
- Erin Brockovich
- Footloose ’11
- You Got Served
- Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
- A Good Old Fashioned Orgy
- A Time To Kill
- Cry Macho
- The Informers
- Christmas With The Kranks
- Big Miracle
- True True Lie
- Bad Teacher
- Waist Deep
- A Star Is Born ’18
- The House Bunny
- Hairspray ’07
- Playing With Fire
- The Judge
- Here Awhile
- Safe Haven
- End Of Watch
- Lock Up
- The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants 2
- Holes
- Girl, Interrupted
- Violet & Daisy
- Steam
- Chasing Liberty
- The Tuskegee Airmen
- Concrete Cowboy
- Regarding Henry
- Above The Rim
- Mad City
- The Brothers Grimsby
- Lucky Day
- Jaws: The Revenge
- Soul
- Big Fish
- Elvis And Anabelle
- Almost Famous
- Robot & Frank
- The Last Marshal
- Hulk
- Taken 3
- Shrek The Third
- Legend
- Anaconda
Tier 5: Ton-Tenders In-Waiting, a group of movies that will also get to be one of the 326 at some point. You can see all of them via the numbers and bold text below:
- Sex Tape
- Ingrid Goes West
- The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants
- Bold Native
- Paint It Red
- Inheritance ’20
- This Is 40
- Billy Madison
- The Secret Life Of Bees
- Taken
- Toys
- Mulan ’20
- Just Mercy
- The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug
- Love, Wedding, Marriage
- A Birder’s Guide To Everything
- Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk
- 96 Minutes
- A Rainy Day In New York
- Critical Thinking
- The Hurt Locker
- Zero Dark Thirty
- Debating Robert Lee
- Remember Me
- Raya And The Last Dragon
- All My Life
- An Elephant’s Journey
- Free Style ’09
- Tinker Bell
- Tinker Bell And The Lost Treasure
- Tinker Bell And The Great Fairy Rescue
- The Pirate Fairy
- Tinker Bell And The Legend Of The NeverBeast
- Born A Champion
- Meet The Parents
- Albatross
- Paradise
- Luca
- Joe And Max
- Body Brokers
- Saving Flora
- Those Who Wish Me Dead
- Hey Arnold!: The Movie
- Hey Arnold!: The Jungle Movie
- The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard
- The Sound And The Fury
- Emma’s Chance
- Chastity Bites
- Burning Bodhi
- Apple Of My Eye
- Thunder Road
- Year Of The Carnivore
- Persepolis
- The Day After Tomorrow
- Fun Size
- 5 To 7
- Liberal Arts
- Earwig And The Witch
- No Way, Jose
- Stepmom
- Clifford The Big Red Dog
- A Shaun The Sheep Movie: Farmageddon
- The Addams Family 2
- Lords Of Dogtown
- Hollywood Ending
- The Ladies Man
- Love Stinks
- Northpole
- Cowgirls ‘N Angels 2: Dakota’s Summer
- National Lampoon’s Ratko: The Dictator’s Son
- Sticks And Stones
- And Then Came Love
- Little Women ’19
- Death On The Nile
- Turning Red
- Sing 2
- Godzilla ’14
- Cooties
- Dog
- Godzilla Vs. Kong
- Ambulance
- The Northman
- K-911
- Step Up 3
- Step Up Revolution
- Doctor Strange
Tier 6: Exempt from 326 competition, the next group of movies that will be exempt from competing tournament style. To see which movies are listed in this tier, simply view the numbers and bold text below:
- Remember The Daze-This movie did better in its second re-assessment. Plus, it gives Marnette Patterson a substantial role.
- Breakaway-This movie gives Russell Peters a total of four that are either in The Project or will be in The Project. Plus, there’s no such thing as too much Camilla Belle in The Project.
- Robots-Wonderbot deserves to be a part of Two ThouCentennial lore, therefore this movie being in this tier.
Tier 7: The Tentative Roster, a page filled with the maximum amount of 90 movies, some of which are very tentatively a part of both Tiers 2 and 3 yet can be banned for life from the Project. To see which movies are among the 90, simply go to the The Tentative Roster page.
Tier 8: The Run For 351, a group of 351 (337 done) movies that are all going to be re-assessed. You can see all of them via the numbers and bold text below:
- With Honors
- The Ladykillers
- Beastly
- Clerks II
- Rules Don’t Apply
- I Saw The Light
- Dear Eleanor
- The Water Diviner
- Hunter Killer
- Absolute Power
- Collision
- The Art Of The Steal
- 5 Days Of War
- Surviving The Game
Tier 9: Unrestricted Free Agents, a group of movies that will either be here once the next Expansion Draft ends or are waiting to join The Tentative Roster. To see which movies are in this tier, simply view the numbered list below:
- Clouds-This movie will most likely be re-assessed at some point, due to having some very likable aspects. However, that time will most likely be sometime after evaluation number 600 for the Two ThouCentennial Project, as assessments/re-assessments/evaluations will be occupying most of the 2022 Land Of Infusion schedule.
- Air Bud-This movie gets better as it goes on, despite the implausible premise of a dog playing basketball with human. In order to get into the Project, it will need the revoked spot queue to move along.
- The Game Plan-Even though this movie is among the top in this tier, its up-and-down nature makes it joining the Project questionable at best.
- King Solomon’s Mines-This movie needs a plot investigation. And should it pass that investigation, then it will be re-rewarded a tentative guaranteed Two ThouCentennial spot once it’s cycled through the queue.
- Invincible-The aspect of a New York Giants fan, whose future husband plays on the Philadelphia Eagles, is what snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, therefore making this movie joining the Project questionable at best.
- Wrong-This movie has trippy elements that are similar to Light Years, along with boasting the presence of Alexis Dziena, so it’s worthy of a plot investigation at least.
- Double Take-This movie’s early execution gives it a slow start and its usage of the song with the lyrics “I want nobody but you” seems out of place. But it remains alive in the Project, due to the good chemistry that Eddie Griffin and Orlando Jones have with one another, as well as the presence of Dolores The Dog. It’s in judgment call territory.
- The Odd Couple-Despite this movie being second of the overall ten that had both the late Jack Lemmon and the late Walter Matthau, this is the one that put them on the map as a tandem, which is reason enough to give it a spot in the Project. But the lack of punch that its sequel brought during its re-assessment could tether both movies to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page. This and that movie could be two of the last ones into the Project.
- The Odd Couple II-See one spot above. Plus, it had its tentative guaranteed Two ThouCentennial spot revoked yet won’t have to wait until Columbus Day Weekend 2022 to have its spot filled by Saved By The Bell: Wedding In Las Vegas, as that footnote will instead belong to The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 2.
- The Man-This movie did get better as it went on, but it will need a lot of Tier 12 movies to fail their assessments/re-assessments just to get into judgment call territory. It has a long road ahead.
- Amos & Andrew-This movie could be battling with Idiocracy for DEAD LAST on the Two ThouCentennial page. However, it has a long road to make the Project, as there’s a pipeline of more movies that are potentially better than it. Stay tuned.
- The Net-This movie will be signed to The Tentative Roster and then cut from that page to get a re-assessment.
- Criminal Law-See one spot above.
- New Jersey Drive-The presence of T.K. Kirkland, the presence of Gabriel Casseus and some in-depth backstories on some of the characters keep this movie afloat for Project consideration. However, the hysterical reaction that a girl has about her car being stolen and how late that that aspect occurs in the movie, along with how many movies that it’s up against for Project consideration, could have it pegged as one of the last ones in.
- Terminal-This movie remains eligible for the Project, due to the search for a Katarina Cas movie.
- The Quest-This movie is slightly better than the next movie in this tier. But given its unevenness, it could be going back to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Lionheart-A plot investigation will be conducted for this movie. And should it pass that investigation, then next will be to see where Death Warrant (another Jean-Claude Van Damme movie) currently ranks, as this movie could be neck-and-neck with that movie.
- Fury-It’s going to need a full-on plot investigation once it’s signed to The Tentative Roster.
- The Great Debaters-There are much more dynamic movies that currently have a better chance of making the Project right now. And because of that, it won’t be eligible for The Tentative Roster page until that page has quite a bit of turnover on it.
- I, Robot-It’s going to get a full plot investigation once it’s signed to The Tentative Roster page.
- Talk To Me-Don Cheadle has played a lot of serious characters in his career, thus making his portrayal of Petey Greene worthy of being a part of Two ThouCentennial lore. But this movie unfortunately gets worse as it goes on, thus it being placed in judgment call territory once it gets signed to The Tentative Roster page.
- Evolution-Once a better Katharine Towne movie has been found, this movie will be re-acquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- A Most Violent Year-The rumors of one or two sequels for this movie could salvage its chance at making the Project.
- Eastern Promises-The ambiguity following Nikolai’s fate has revoked this movie’s tentative guaranteed spot for now.
- Tron: Legacy-The presence of Beau Garrett and Sam Flynn’s pet dog give this movie a slight edge over its predecessor. But it’s going to need a successful plot investigation and a lot of other movies to collapse in order to make the Project.
- Tron-It will need its sequel to succeed in order to have a chance to make the Project.
- Malicious-Despite the tandem of Bojana Novakovic and Melissa Bolona being in this movie, it’s going to be placed in Section Four of The Tentative Roster page, as it will be subject to a full plot investigation.
- National Security-This movie has been seen four times and it has gotten more stale each time. The case can be made that it can be compared to both Central Intelligence and The Brothers Grimsby. However, the former of those two movies is more crisp than this movie and the latter of those two movies is four-deep in eye candy appeal (Penelope Cruz, Isla Fisher, Annabelle Wallis, Tamsin Egerton), along with having perfect comedic timing. This movie is only two-pronged with eye candy appeal (Robinne Lee, Mari Morrow), doesn’t utilize that appeal that much and its comedy has lost its punch. Overall, it’s going to be in major judgment call territory.
- An American Pickle-This movie has some charm to it, but that charm might not be enough, as it continuously shows that its plot isn’t crisp as a pickle. Plus, there are many more movies that are potentially more dynamic than this one.
- Valkyrie-This movie will get a plot investigation once it’s signed to The Tentative Roster page.
- The Guilt Trip-This movie has heart, but it’s up against much more dynamic movies, thus it being in judgment call territory.
- Critical Condition-If this movie made the Project today, it would be ranked five out of five, in terms of movies that featured the late Richard Pryor. But as it stands right now, it’s an unrestricted free agent that is a low-end judgment call movie.
- 30 Days Of Night-The only thing that will save this movie from going back to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page is its sequel.
- Being Flynn-Certain aspects for this movie need to be investigated in order for it to make the Project.
- The Theory Of Everything-If there’s a better movie than this one from the standpoint of it being based on Stephen Hawking’s life, then this movie will be re-acquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Deuces Wild– The ability of the late Brad Renfro to do a New York accent was 100% tremendous. But the end scene ambiguity and this movie’s overall staleness could lead to it being re-acquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Youth In Oregon-This movie is both neck-and-neck with the next movie in this tier and slightly better than it, the latter of which is due to the presence of Nicola Peltz. But that might not be enough for it to make the Project.
- The Edge Of Seventeen-Like all the other movies that have been assessed/re-assessed since March 24, 2022, this movie wasn’t able to put it altogether, thus it possibly being bound for the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- The Last Mimzy-This movie’s ending had a more complete feel to it. However, too many plot lines crammed into it could send it back to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Martian Child-Dennis is obnoxious and annoying, thus those two things being the downfall of this movie. It will be re-acquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Date And Switch-The only thing that’s saving this movie from going back to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page is the fact that the character John (Dustin Ybarra) suggested doing cover song versions of both Saved By The Bell and Saved By The Bell: The College Years, only for those to never materialize in the movie. And with that last part being said, it could A) Be going back to the aforementioned Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page and B) Be going back to that page, period.
- Screaming Dead-This movie takes a little too long to reveal its plot, along with having very rushed execution. However, thanks to Heidi Kristoffer, it’s in judgment call territory, so there is hope for it making the Project.
- The Hunger Games-Primrose’s pet cat and a flashback scene of pigs being fed loaves of bread are the sole highlights of this otherwise over-rated movie. Plus, given how pompous that this movie and its three sequels (they haven’t been re-assessed yet) are, it’s pretty much guaranteed that it will be re-acquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- The Dead Undead-The ending of this movie was way less open-ended in its re-assessment. However, it’s up against a slew of much more dynamic movies trying to lock down tentative guaranteed Two ThouCentennial spots, so it could at best be one of the last ones into the Project. Stay tuned.
- The Hunted-This movie meanders a lot. And although it does redeem Leslie Stefanson for that edgy role that she took in The General’s Daughter, it didn’t do a whole lot in its re-assessment to warrant Two ThouCentennial consideration. This one will be in judgement call in territory.
- Little Man-This movie needs a second look after New Blood failed its assessment.
- Jimi: All Is By My Side-About the only thing that can give this movie a future in the Project is another Jimi Hendrix movie told from different angles.
- Back Roads-If a better Nicola Peltz movie, in addition to Transformers: Age Of Extinction is found, then this movie will be going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Air Bud: Golden Receiver-Certain aspects kill this movie dead in its tracks to the point that those aspects are far too glaring to overcome, therefore it will re-join the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page at some point.
- Ron’s Gone Wrong-This movie is cringe, as well as being a bad cross between The Mitchells Vs. The Machines and People You May Know. It will be on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Love Spreads-This movie was boring throughout, therefore it will be acquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- A.C.O.R.N.S.: Operation Crackdown-This movie lived up to being a computer animated movie that was destined to fail directly after a watching of the Saved By The Bell episode “Dancing To The Max”. And with that being said, it will be acquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Van Wilder: Freshman Year-This movie doesn’t sink up with the other two Van Wilder installments, along with the fact that it has unnecessary gross out humor more times than not. And although it got better as it went on, it will be on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- The Secret Of NIMH-A distraught puppy, a distraught family of monkeys and the presence of the late Paul Shenar via voice form are the highlights of this movie. But those three things might not be enough to give it a shot at making the Project.
- Running Scared ’06-The presence of Vera Farmiga and the dog towards the end of this movie save it from going back to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page…for now. However, those two components might not be enough in giving it a chance to make the Project.
- D.E.B.S.-This movie’s execution towards the end has an incomplete feel to it, along with having the cringe moment of Jordana Brewster’s character lip-synching to a song that’s sung by a guy. So given both those factors, it will eventually be re-acquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- The King’s Daughter-This movie scene jumps way too many times, along with having very bad pacing. So with both of those things being said, it will be on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- The Trouble With Bliss-If What’s Your Number? passes its assessment, then this movie will be going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Top Five-Lyle (another Michael Che) is on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable. This movie will be as well, thanks to Rosario Dawson ruining it.
- Committed-This movie is the definition of insanity. Plus, it’s pointless insanity at that. A return to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page will be in its future.
- Out On A Limb-This movie was an inferior second collaboration between Matthew Broderick and Jeffrey Jones, so it’s going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page sometime between now and June 8, 2022.
- Footloose ’84-A couple usages of Kenny Loggins’ “I’m Free” and a couple shots of cows on green grass are the only things saving this movie from a return to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page. It has a long road ahead to get back into the Project.
- Sunset Park-This movie is flatter than any of the basketballs that were used for it. Plus, couple that with the search for a better Talent Harris movie and you have a return to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page for it.
- The Year Of Living Dangerously-From solely a political climate standpoint, this movie is neck-and-neck with Lima: Breaking The Silence. However, that movie has the gorgeous Julie St. Claire, whereas this movie has A) An odd musical score, B) Sigourney Weaver as an object of attraction, C) The bizarre sight of Linda Hunt playing a male character and D) Meandering pacing. At best, it’s in judgment call territory.
- Bird On A Wire-This movie got better as it went on. However, it faces the tall order of A) Being in judgment call territory, B) Having to contend with 37 movies on The Farm Squad that are all well positioned to eventually move up to Tier 4, C) Being last in the revoked spot queue, D) Having to contend with five other movies that are in this tier and E) Having to contend with 34 to 47 more movies that are all up for assessment. The odds are stacked against it.
- Folk Hero & Funny Guy-The scene involving the two main characters and one of their two fans is where this movie loses itself to the point of never recovering. A spot on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page is in its future.
- The Great Buck Howard-John Malkovich as the titular character saying the words “What the world needs is” instead of singing them wasn’t as funny in its re-assessment. Plus, this movie has a little too much cringe, therefore it will most likely be re-acquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Out Cold-This movie was lackluster in its re-assessment, which really hurts its chances at making the Project, due to the many other movies that are in the assessment/re-assessment pipeline. It’s in judgment call territory at best.
- The Wood-This movie is on par with Love & Basketball, another Omar Epps and Sanaa Lathan movie, which also has a home on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page. This movie will join that movie on that page.
- My Antonia-This movie has the run of the mill crappy made-for-television product value that you see every Wednesday night, which in fact did air on such a night, with that night being March 29, 1995. It’s going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention as a result of that.
- The Shaggy Dog-This movie crammed way too many ridiculous elements into itself, so it will be going back to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Dead Presidents-This movie was almost ranked way higher in this tier. But given that The Wood’s rushed ending was the longer of the two in comparison to this, it will be re-acquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Vertical Limit-This movie stumbled out of the blocks during its assessment and could never recover as a result of that. It will be on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Salt-Burt The Dog can’t save this movie, as A) It outthinks itself with all of its twists and turns, and B) It had a very incomplete feel to it. It’s going to be a part of a very busy summer of the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page constantly updating.
- Comeback Season-This movie got worse as it went on. A spot is reserved for it on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Mandie And The Cherokee Treasure-This movie is worse than Angel In The House, which really weakens Hayley Mills’ chances of being a part of Two ThouCentennial lore.
- As They Made Us-Candace Bergin ruined this movie, along with the fact that it took itself way too seriously. And with that the latter of those two things being, that’s no surprise, given that Mayim Bialik had a major impact in it being made.
- The Laureate-This movie is worse than Shiva Baby, as this movie and that movie are both Dianna Agron movies. Plus, it will likely be the next movie to be placed on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Stealing Cars-This movie stopped itself dead in its tracks with its horrible execution. And because of that, it will joining many of its brethren in this tier on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page at some point.
- Stealing Beauty-This movie meanders and takes itself way too seriously, so it will be re-acquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page sooner rather than much later.
- American Pastoral-This movie is unfortunately neck-and-neck with The Invisible Circus. Plus, its ending has a bit of an incomplete feel to it, therefore it will be re-acquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- X-This movie got worse as it went on, therefore it being destined for a spot on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- The Penthouse-This movie just looks completely unfocused and four of the female characters who provide the eye candy appeal are surprisingly bland. It will eventually return to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- 15 Minutes-This movie jumped the shark via its own plot and ruined the awesome final scene of Jordy vs. Emil via the scene in its closing credits. It will be going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- The Marksman-It’s worse than Cold Pursuit, so it will eventually be on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Lamb-This movie is a step up from The Snowman, but nowhere on the level of The Northman. It will be going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Detention-This movie makes absolutely no sense, along with the fact that it’s hard to tell exactly how many scenes that Lindsey Morgan is in. It will be going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Get On The Bus-This movie has some nice moments. However, it also has actors who didn’t fit their roles, such as Isiah Washington and Harry J. Lennix. So because of the latter of those two things, it will be on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Where The Red Fern Grows ’74-This movie is slightly better than Fish Hawk and that’s not good thing, as that movie is on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Where The Red Fern Grows: Part Two-This movie is lazy about naming the two dogs the same exact names as the two dogs in its predecessor. Plus, it only alludes to the titular Red Fern just once, thus making it even more lazy. And of course, it’s an automatic which of the three Mega Movie Package pages that this one will go to.
- Where The Red Fern Grows ’03-This movie is worse than the original and its sequel.
- The Finest Hours-This movie meandering from the very beginning, and was doomed by the stilted dynamic between Chris Pine and Holliday Granger. It will be going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- The Girl Next Door-This movie is slightly better than Road Trip, the latter of which is on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention. However, that’s not a good thing.
- Rock The Kasbah-This movie is better than Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, but it’s not dynamic enough to make the Project. It will either be acquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page on July 2, 2022 or will be a part of a massive hull to that page on July 21, 2022.
- Corporate Animals-This movie is worse than Palm Springs, the latter of which is on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention/Dishonorable Mention page. So with that being said, this movie will eventually be on that page as well.
- Malevolence 3: Killer-This third installment of this tiresome franchise is finally done (June 26, 2022) and it will be on the very low end of the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page very soon.
Tier 10: Released Yet Could Be Re-signed, a group of movies that were released from The Tentative Roster page yet could go back to that. To see which movies are in this tier, simply view the number(s) and bold text below:
- Danny Collins-This movie is one of two Katarina Cas movies that will (and/or still could) be in the running for a Two ThouCentennial spot. Stay tuned.
- R.L. Stine’s Monsterville: Cabinet Of Souls-A certain aspect of this movie’s plot will either put it on The Farm Squad or the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- The Forbidden Kingdom. Why it could be re-signed: Once there’s massive turnover on The Tentative Roster page, this movie will be re-signed.
- Generation Um… Why it could be re-signed: It needs a full-on re-assessment in order to get re-signed.
- Godzilla ’98. Why it could be re-signed: It will be re-assessed at some point. However, it’s unknown when that will be.
- La mujer de mi hermano. Why it could be re-signed: Once Barbara Mori and Manolo Cardona each have better movies that are worthy of Project consideration, then this one will be cut shortly after such a scenario happens.
- Strays. Why it could be re-signed: If a better TK Kirkland movie is found the Project, then this movie will be reacquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Clerks. Why it could be re-signed: The blatant stupidity of its sequel is going to ultimately lead to this movie being re-acquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Bereavement. Why it could be re-signed: It won’t. It’s going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page once Malevolence 3: Killer gets assessed.
- Malevolence. Why it could be re-signed: See one spot above.
- The Gunman-On the basis of Mark Rylance movies, this movie is worse than The Outfit.
- Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them-The notion of it being an unnecessary prequel to the Harry Potter franchise, along with a couple of lazily written things in Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets Of Dumbledore, will send this movie to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
- Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald-See one spot above.
- Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets Of Dumbledore-See two spots above.
- G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra-Despite Rachel Nichols being a total smoke show in this movie, it’s not that spectacular, therefore it will be going back to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
Tier 11: The Bonus Tier, where three additional movies have been temporarily removed from the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page so that they can be re-assessed. You can see them via the numbers and bold text below:
- The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
- The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1
- The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 2
Tier 12: Grandfathered In Reverse, a group of movies that aren’t tentative guaranteed Two ThouCentennial movies, due to the current logjams of Tiers 6 through 11. 25/29* movies currently reside in this tier. To see which ones they are, simply view the numbers and bold text below.
**Note: To see the win-loss record of the second movie that’s listed in this tier, simply click here
*Denotes movies that are/will be theatrical releases
***Denotes movie that will no longer be impeded by any other Tier 12 movies for the right to compete for a tentative guaranteed Two ThouCentennial spot prior to its full-on assessment
- Death To Smoochy
- Saved By The Bell: Wedding In Las Vegas***
- Don Juan DeMarco
- American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile
- American Pie Presents: Beta House
- The Kite Runner
- Our House
- We Were Soldiers
- Minions: The Rise Of Gru*
- DC League Of Super-Pets*
- What’s Your Number?
- Answer This!
- Benji
- Thor: Love And Thunder*
- Captain America: The Winter Soldier
- Captain America: Civil War
- Monsters At Large
- Dingle, Barry
- K-9: P.I.
- Beast*
- Step Up All In
- Starship Troopers 3: Marauder
- Starship Troopers: Traitor Of Mars
- Starship Troopers: Invasion
- Duck Duck Goose
- Hidalgo
- The Alamo
- Murder At Yellowstone City
- Poker Night
Tier 13: They Could Or Will Happen After Vegas, a tier that is entirely comprised of movies that could or will happen after the full-on assessment of Saved By The Bell: Wedding In Las Vegas. To find out which movies are in this tier, simply click here
Well, that’s every “tier shed” on this page. And while most of the 2,100 (the full capacity) movies are in 10 of the 13 tiers, there are no guarantees that any and all movies from tiers 4 through 11 will round out the remaining spots of the Project. Plus, there will be more movies coming through the pipeline for the Project. And with both those things being said, you the viewer can suggest a movie that you feel should be worthy of Two ThouCentennial consideration, simply by submitting a title via our Suggest An Assessment link, courtesy of diBoks.
Thank you for tuning into the movie madness that is the Two ThouCentennial Project and have an awesome day!