Welcome to Steve Believes, the section where Steve Kaycee blogs about his predictions for certain sporting events, such as NFL games and March Madness games.
For the first time since early-April 2025, Steve is back with a sports blog entry, with it being his prediction for Super Bowl 60.
You can check it out below!
**Note: The following content has controversial wording. Discretion is advised
“Steve Believes: Super Bowl 60”
It’s been a little over 10 months since I’ve blogged a sports prediction, because I’ve been so busy overseeing The Flickuum Project. And I’m still overseeing it, but today is the freaking Super Bowl, so I decided to take some time out of my day to blog about it.
Alright, so the Seattle Seahawks and their number one scoring defense take on the boring as fuck New England Patriots, the latter of whom I thought we were done with after Tom Brady left for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, in this milestone 60th Super Bowl. And why I call the Patriots a boring as fuck team, well their defensive philosophy is scheme without alpha edge rushers and I hate that type of defensive philosophy, especially since the three teams that they eliminated this postseason (Los Angeles Chargers, Houston Texans, Denver Broncos) each have those types of players. Furthermore, those teams’ offenses wasted the efforts of those elite defenses, which are also statistically better than the annoyance of the team with six Super Bowls since 2001, but we’re unfortunately stuck with Mike Vrabel’s squad in Super Bowl 60. Anyways, my prediction on the match-up via the next paragraph.
Alright, so the Seahawks have looked like a much more complete team during the postseason, whereas the Patriots are playing like a team that somehow keeps lucking out of elimination, especially since their offense has looked inconsistent (at best) in all three rounds. And while the Seahawks don’t have names like Danielle Hunter and Will Anderson Jr. in their edge-rushing rotation, they have a player on the defensive line (Leonard Williams), whom is a cross between Warren Sapp and Fletcher Cox, and they will all benefit from his presence on the field. So, given that, expect Drake Maye and his annoying quarterback-scrambling ability to endure a barrage of demolition derby style hits, to the point that he’ll be rendered ineffective as the game goes on. Offensively, the Seahawks won’t put up “Greatest Show On Turf” scoring numbers, but they’ll do just enough to the point that they’ll be up comfortably and let their defense continuously stonewall the obnoxious Patriots offense.
Yes, a team from the NFC West will bring home the Vince Lombardi Trophy for a ninth time in NFL history, as the Seahawks will win 21-10, and Kenneth Walker III will be the first player to rush for 100 yards or more in a Super Bowl since Damien Williams achieved the feat in Super Bowl 54, therefore the electrifying running back will break the three-season streak of a quarterback winning Super Bowl MVP.
Well, that does it for this latest Art Infliction sports blog entry. Tune in tomorrow to my reaction to the game and enjoy the rest of your Sunday, no matter which team that you’re rooting for.