On occasion, Steve Kaycee has had problems in blogging about things in timely fashion, such as his reaction to the 2019 World Series matchup between the Washington Nationals and Houston Astros.
But after one of Art Infliction’s most innovative minds has come up with a way to never allow such problems to ever happen again via this page. Especially when Extra Sessions keeps getting overbooked with either constant entries or entries that need to remain on this website for an indefinite amount of time.
And of course, with that being said, the need for this page arises again, as he blogs about the movies that are currently ranked 18 through 29 in Tier 13.
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“Flickasbord, Volume 203”
I thought that Friday would be the end of this current Art Infliction work week, due to the evaluation schedule that I had in mind, prior to yesterday afternoon. But instead, I want to clear certain assessments/re-assessments between now and midnight next Sunday, so that I can prevent one thing taking away from the other. So yes, there will be site news on the seventh day of Week 384.
Let’s begin.
First up, I noticed a computer-animated movie with an animation style that reminded of an Adam Elliot movie, entitled “Stitch Head”. Of course, he wasn’t involved in that movie nor is it anywhere on the level of both “Memoir Of A Snail” and “Mary And Max”, from an age demographics standpoint. But because I was catching those vibes, I’ve decided to add it to the assessment/re-assessment roster. Maybe I’ll squeeze it in before my Saturday outing of “Predator: Badlands”. Check back with me next weekend about that.
What’s a Flickasbord entry without an A24 movie, as nearly a month ago, I noticed a movie from that production company featuring one of my all-time favorite actors in Pierce Brosnan, and noticed it via iTunes. And as to what the name of that movie was, well it was “False Positive”, a movie in which he plays a sketchy fertility doctor. Of course, I hate whenever the star of my all-time favorite James Bond movie (GoldenEye) plays a villain, as evidenced by the 2015 movie “Survivor”, although I did make an exception for what would eventually be evaluation 774 in “The Foreigner”. So, given the mixed results in movies where he plays some sort of antagonist, along with A24’s very strong track record in putting forth Flickuum movies, the former of those three movies has been added to the continuously loaded roster.
It’s been a trying time for Perry Mattfeld, as her husband (Mark Sanchez) could be facing up to six years in prison for what occurred in Indianapolis during the wee hours of October 4. So, given that and her fantastic performance in “Mending The Line” a.k.a. evaluation 1,189, I’ve decided to add two of her other movies to the roster, which are “Who Invited Them” and “A Little White Lie”. Now let’s see if what eventually became evaluation 1,189 can have some company, from the standpoint of multiple Perry Mattfeld Project movies. Stay tuned.
For the second time in three paragraphs, I’m blogging about Pierce Brosnan, as he and Sylvester Stallone have one (soon to be two) connection(s) in movie history, with the first being that each actor had Teri Hatcher as a cast mate. And as to the second thing, well the former of the two actors will appear in the remake/reboot of “Cliffhanger” a.k.a. evaluation 1,232 and will collaborate with Lily James (his “Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again” cast mate) for a second time. Of course, I have mixed opinions about remakes/reboots, but the upcoming 2026 had me sold at Lily James, therefore it will be a part of the August or September leg of my 2026 theatrical tour.
For the second time in four paragraphs, I’m blogging about A24, as I’m intrigued to see how their movie “The Humans” differs from “I Feel Pretty”, as both movies are Amy Schumer movies. Of course, I can take the actress/comedian in very small does, but those doses are methodically becoming more tolerable than the current state of Major League Baseball. I guess you can say that hell is freezing over now if I’m siding with Amy Schumer over the eventual retirement of Clayton Kershaw.
For exactly four months, the top 17 movies in Tier 13 have had their overall guaranteed Flickuum spots reserved, meaning that they’ll be in The Project no matter what happens for the duration of contention for the other 78 spots in that tier. Or should I say 66, as the movies that are currently ranked 18 through 29 in that tier each presented at least one reason why they too will get 9522R designations in Tier 7. And as to what those 12 movies are, well you can find via the first chart in this entry:
| Movie | Reason(s) it has a 9522R designation |
| The Young Victoria | It’s a nicely shot movie and its historical significance is far too powerful to deny a Project spot. |
| 23 Blast | The game-winning touchdown scene is completely deserving of Flickuum lore. |
| A Goofy Movie | It has the potential to be a Project jump-starter. |
| Bullish | All of Monica Barbaro’s scene time is completely deserving of Flickuum lore. |
| West Michigan | The final scene of the family getting together really saves this movie. |
| Mental | Something about this movie just screams Flickuum to me. |
| Baggage Claim | An Idlewild (Paula Patton) and ATL (Lauren London) team up is just too good to pass up. Plus, Juicy The Dog totally deserves to be a part of Flickuum lore. |
| Barbarian | This movie is starting to ride high off the momentum of “Weapons”. |
| Marvel Rising: Secret Warriors | I love the fact that Chloe Bennet and Cierra Ramirez both lent their voices to this movie. Plus, it’s impossible to say no to both the dog and Squirrel Girl’s pet squirrel. |
| Vikes | If “Dead Ant” can be in The Project, this movie should be as well, especially it’s the better of the two Sydney Sweeney movies. |
| Battlecreek | The way that Henry stands up to his mom in this movie’s climax truly ties the rest of it together. |
| My Teacher’s Wife | The occasional animation style graphics almost hurt this movie’s Flickuum chances, but they get completely offset by the presence of Tia Carrere. |
Three days ago, I was talking about old movies with my two roommates not too long after the DVD of “Love Story” arrived in the mail, and said that I got the actor Laurence Olivier mixed up with the movie “Lawrence Of Arabia” a couple of times. Yeah, I’m now poking fun at myself about that one. But jokes aside, because I was asked if I ever saw that movie, to which I said, “No, I haven’t”, followed by almost immediately saying that I’m going to add it to the watch list a.k.a. the roster, as I was anticipating it being recommended to me right then and there. So yeah, I’ve added the 1962 movie to the roster and will need to watch/assess it in multiple sessions, as it’s longer (3 hours, 47 minutes) than the longest movie that I’ve evaluated (3 hours, 29 minutes) up to this point, with that one being “The Irishman” a.k.a. 573.
Staying in the category of old movies, a few hours after the brief conversation about “Lawrence Of Arabia”, I told my favorite uncle that I never saw that movie, which then led to him asking me if I saw “Doctor Zhivago”. Of course, my answer about that movie was the same exact one, but I was anticipating the latter movie being a recommendation as well, thus that movie has been added to the roster. Oh yeah, and I looked up the running time of that movie, and it’s 30 minutes less than the aforementioned “Lawrence Of Arabia”, thus another multi-session assessment.
Well, I’m going to be subjecting myself to a hate-watch of “Green Lantern”, which still is worse than the current state of Major League Baseball, so I guess Dave Roberts’ bunch can thank both Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively for keeping the title of famous people that I find the most aggravating. Anyways, why I’m going to hate-watch the movie that just moved up 33 spots on the One Hun-Dread page is because I reneged on my promise of no more pardons from the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page, as a quintet of movies each made a case about why they should be re-assessed. And as to what those four movies are, well they are 1] Eight Legged Freaks, because it could be neck-and-neck with the recently assessed “Dead Ant” a.k.a. the last successful assessment/re-assessment, 2] Mad Mad: Beyond Thunderdome, because it could give a complete feel to both “Mad Max” and “The Road Warrior”, 3] Mad Max: Fury Road, because I’m going to assess “Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga” and re-assess the aforementioned “Mad Max”, 4] Level Up: The Movie, because “Marvel Rising: Secret Warriors” is a movie that sets up for a TV series and the Peter Lauer-directed movie has that same type of style, and 5] My 5 Wives, because I want to see a movie that was a collaboration between the late Rodney Dangerfield and his friend, Andrew Dice Clay. Alright, now the pardons are truly over because I don’t want multiple hate-watches of that particular Blyan collaboration.
Given that my foreseeable assessment/re-assessment schedule is going to have Nadine Velazquez, Eiza Gonzalez, Natalie Martinez, Jennifer Lopez and Adria Arjona, I now all of a sudden want a Salma Hayek movie (not named Savages) a part of that particular schedule as well, due to watching her movies around the various times that I watched their movies, i.e. watching “Desperado” before “Chasing Papi” on a Wednesday night 20 years ago. So, with that being said, I’ve decided to add “Here Comes The Boom” to the roster and sure enough, I can assess it between now and midnight next Sunday, as it’s available via Netflix, thus I don’t have to pony up a Vudu rental fee in that particular scenario.
And finally, the then-completely unknown name Maria Mesa was floated around to me yesterday, thus prompting me to look her up via Google. And as to what that Google search resulted in, well it resulted in another hot Latina actress with a movie to her name, entitled “City Of Dead Men”. And as right now, it’s the only movie in her career, thus it’s going to make The Project no matter what. I love amending rules for The Project.
Well, if Miguel Rojas didn’t decide to steal my time from me last night, then I could have assessed/re-assessed at least one more movie in between the assessment of “Love Story” and the writing of this entry. But the team that Mark Walter a.k.a. George Steinbrenner 2.0 owns decided to add to their already insufferable reputation, thus making that boring ass movie my most recent assessment/re-assessment. And while I’m increasingly starting to think that I can do much better things with my time than watch every team that I hate (Los Angeles Dodgers, Kansas City Chiefs, Oklahoma City Thunder) position themselves for championships that I’ll begrudgingly acknowledge yet refuse to ever appreciate, there are the silver linings of 1] Taking the time to make sure that the word processing application document version of the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page, and that page itself both matched up with 100% accuracy, 2] Being able to figure out the current Project probability rate for “Midnight Cowboy” since it’s currently one spot behind “My Teacher’s Wife”, and 3] The most artificial professional sports champion in recent memory giving me the material to go scorched Earth on them like the late George Carlin did with political correctness. Keep them coming, Mark Falter, because your soft team will show their softness like Darryl Strawberry did in The Simpsons episode “Homer At The Bat”. Alright, after I’m done with Patrick Mahomes and another insufferable media “darling” eating into my late-afternoon, it’s back to assessing/re-assessing, to see what other movies can possibly join the fully guaranteed group that was first started by “The Wedding Singer”, and last extended by “Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery” between now and tomorrow’s site update.
Until the next time.