On occasion, Steve Kaycee has had problems in blogging about things in timely fashion, such as his reaction to the 2019 World Series matchup between the Washington Nationals and Houston Astros.
But after one of Art Infliction’s most innovative minds has come up with a way to never allow such problems to ever happen again via this page. Especially when Extra Sessions keeps getting overbooked with either constant entries or entries that need to remain on this website for an indefinite amount of time.
And of course, with that being said, the need for this page arises again, as he blogs about his final once over of the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
You can check it out below!
“Flickasbord, Volume 145”
As it stands right now, there are 943 open pre-Dream Scenario Flickuum spots since expansion to 4,000 took effect four days ago, thus there is plenty of leeway to add to the roster before New Year’s Day 2027. So, with that being said, that 943 is going to turn into 915.
Let’s begin.
First up, I did a final once over of the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page to see if any more of those movies were worthy of pardon for re-assessment designations. And as it turned out, 20 of them were. So, to find out those 20 pardons and the reasons why they have gotten that status, simply view the chart below:
Movie | Why it will be pardoned |
The Last Detail | This movie could outrank “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”, as both movies are Jack Nicholson movies. |
The Alamo | This movie got the disadvantage of being assessed after the DVD viewing of “Graduation”, the Saved By The Bell series finale. |
Duck Soup | A Marx Brothers movie has to be in The Project. |
News Of The World | It might not be a “post-A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood” letdown after all. |
Snatch | Despite the exhausting ending, this movie is too clever to not get a second re-assessment. |
Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels | See one spot above. |
Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Imporium | The progression of Jason Bateman’s character might not be as forced as originally thought. |
The Tree Of Life | The time period-jumping is worth reinvestigating. |
Freedomland | The grittiness of this movie is worth reinvestigating. |
Like Crazy | The ending of this movie is similar to “Cafe Society”. |
The Gentlemen | If both “Snatch” and “Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels” can be re-assessed, then this one should be as well. |
Smiley | The post-credits scene could potentially save this movie. Plus, it gives Melanie Papalia a much bigger role, compared to “American Pie Presents: The Book Of Love”. |
Confessions Of A Shopaholic | This movie is a luxury, and not a necessity for both Kate Simses and Heidi Kristoffer. Plus, the fact that it was assessed before a viewing of the best Saved By The Bell episode (The Prom) makes it worthy of a re-assessment. |
Milk | If “Philadelphia” can be in The Project, then this one should be re-assessed. |
Watermelon Man | The final fate for Jeff Gerber isn’t as implausible as originally thought. |
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri | The continued pursuit of the suspect in “The Little Things” opens the door for this movie. |
Fighting | The chemistry between Channing Tatum and Zulay Henao is worth reinvestigating. |
Hick | If there is a movie where Blake Lively makes a fool of herself and it has Flickuum potential, it’s this one. |
The Sixth Man | It’s been almost five years since a Michael Michele movie was evaluation, so it’s time to find another Project movie of hers. |
Senseless | If “The Sixth Man” can be re-assessed, then this other Marlon Wayans movie should be as well. |
During my assessment of “Never Let Go”, I used my iPad to search for the 2021 movie “Wolf” via iTunes to see if that movie was available within a streaming service or not. And as to how that went, well Hulu’s search engine result for that movie didn’t give me the option to add it to my queue, so I think I’ll rent it via Vudu instead. However, this paragraph isn’t about that movie. Instead, it’s about the movie “Birdy”, which popped up via my search for “Wolf”, and I subsequently read the description about it. And after reading that description, it reminded me of a cross between the likely successful “Scarecrow” and the successful “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”, thus it has been added to the roster.
And finally, I hinted at the addition of “September 5” to the assessment/re-assessment roster in the previous Flickasbord entry four days ago, but I of course didn’t add it to the roster at that time. But I added it to the roster today along with other 2023 and beyond movies. And as to what those other movies are, well they are 1] “Sneaks”, a computer-animated movie that has “Spider-Verse” and “Brave Little Toaster” vibes, along with featuring Chris Paul, 2] “Last Stop In Yuma County”, which kept slipping through the cracks until now, 3] The Brad Pitt racing movie “F1”, which had a much cooler trailer four days ago than it did the day after the 2024 Presidential election, 4] “Warfare”, which is an A24 war movie co-directed by Alex Garland, 5] “Longlegs” because of how highly touted that it’s been in YouTube videos, and 6] “Cuckoo” for the same exact reason as the aforementioned “Long Legs”.
Well, the seemingly never-ending cycle of assessments/re-assessments has just had the latest wave of additions to the roster. And given how many assessments/re-assessments that are currently accessible to me, I’m going to have to have a few marathons to A] Get some more answers about The Project and B] Find time to resume evaluations.
Until the next time.