On occasion, Steve Kaycee has had problems in blogging about things in timely fashion, such as his reaction to the 2019 World Series matchup between the Washington Nationals and Houston Astros.
But after one of Art Infliction’s most innovative minds has come up with a way to never allow such problems to ever happen again via this page. Especially when Extra Sessions keeps getting overbooked with either constant entries or entries that need to remain on this website for an indefinite amount of time.
And of course, with that being said, the need for this page arises again, as he previews the path to 1,500 completed Flickuum evaluations.
You can check it out below!
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“Previewing The Path To 1,500”
Multiple revisions to the rankings, more challenging close-outs, a specific 2021 Disney movie going 66-0 against the movies that followed it in the evaluation order, and three specific movies (that each inherited the longest active evaluation wait time) finally joining the group that was started by “Wildcats”. Yes, all of that (and more) transpired in between the beginning and ending of this 14th increment for 100 Flickuum evaluations. And now that a number ending in two zeroes has been reached for the third time in 2025, what movies will be a part of the path to 1,500?
Well, for starters, I’ve prioritized commemorating 30-year anniversaries of certain 1995 movies, so it’s only fitting that I kick off this next increment with another such movie, in the form of “First Knight”, which I opted as the lead-off evaluation, instead of leading it off with a 1991 movie (Doc Hollywood) again. But since the pending evaluation of the latter has had staying power in my mind for nearly a month, well then it will be evaluation 1,402, in all likelihood. Third, the movie (Spaceballs) with the title of “longest active evaluation wait time” will be the fifth different movie to be free of that title in 2025, as I will evaluate it on the afternoon of this coming Friday. Fourth, a 2024 movie being enshrined before 2026 is as likely as Blake Lively taking accountability for her seemingly sham lawsuit, but 2025 evaluations will end with a 2025 movie, in the form of “M3GAN 2.0”. Fifth, “Girl, Interrupted” has “wee hours of Monday evaluation” written all over it, therefore it will be evaluated on the fifth day of 2026, and as the first evaluation of the new year. Fifth, Carmen’s streak of 328 victories against external evaluations will come to an end, as “John Wick” will be evaluation 1,429 and on the 20-year anniversary of The Project. And finally, I can’t fathom reserving “Semi-Pro” as evaluation 3,000 (Andre 3000 appears in that movie), so I’ll instead reserve it for evaluation 1,500 a.k.a. the end of the 15th increment for 100 Flickuum evaluations.
Yes, I can bask in this latest Flickuum milestone, but that feeling of elation will be replaced by my drive of adding to what I’ve already achieved, and that replacement goes into effect tomorrow morning.
Let’s Gere up for 1,500!