Flickasbord, Volume 101

**Note: The following content has both adult wording and upsetting wording. Discretion is advised

If you thought volume 100 was dense with content, well wait until you read this volume. Let’s begin.

First up, a deadline has been set for the filling of all 40 spots on the Spider 25 page, with that deadline being exactly two weeks from today. Currently, there are 62 movies to choose from for those 40 spots and that number could increase between now and tomorrow’s site news update. Stay tuned.

Next up, I have to give a shoutout to RamboRaph4Life, as watching some of his videos during the compiling of content for this entry helped immensely during that process. And that shoutout doesn’t end there because in addition, I want to thank him for pointing out that messed up opening two minutes of the Uwe Boll-directed movie “Seed” during his video review of it, with those messed up two minutes being actual video of animals being killed. So, because of my fellow movie reviewer telling myself and possibly countless other viewers to steer clear of that movie, I decided to put it on the Movies That Mega Tat Refuses To See page.

Well, the new pact hasn’t been made yet, thus right now being the perfect time for 38 other movies to prove if they are Flickuum worthy or not. And of course, with that being said, you can find out which 38 movies have been pardoned and why via the very long chart below:

MovieWhy it has been pardoned
Roger DodgerThis pardon is a perfect excuse to see Elizabeth Berkley via movie form again.
NarcIf Triple 9 can be a part of The Project, then this movie deserves a second re-assessment.
Deuces WildThe absence of the main protagonist in the setting of a movie has a slightly more positive aftermath than The Mack, the latter of which is an overall guaranteed Flickuum movie.
Stand Up GuysThe way the two main protagonists close in on the main antagonist gives the ending a bit of a more complete feel to it.
SequoiaThis movie has the potential to outrank “The Professor”.
LucyThis movie has the potential to be an unlikely jump-starter for The Project.
Camp NowhereThis movie got put in the bad spot of being re-assessed before the jot down session of the Saved By The Bell series finale. But luckily, it gets another chance, thanks to possibly being better than “Heavyweights” and the summer camp version of “Accepted”.
BeirutMovies with Middle Eastern cities as their titles have a powerful pedigree about themselves, such as “Kandahar”. And thanks to that movie, this movie gets another chance.
Logan LuckyThe part of toilet seats being used as horseshoes for ring-tossing is one of the funniest scenes ever put to film, and there’s a way to draw a satisfactory conclusion to this movie.
SplashThis movie could outrank “Big”. 
Imaginary CrimesThis movie has way too good of a plot to be denied a re-assessment.
RansomMel Gibson is one of the best at putting forth movies that have a Saturday night evaluation vibe, and this movie has that type of potential.
Young AdultThis movie helped its stock via being re-assessed before the re-assessment of “The Bounce Back”.
A League Of Their OwnThe sister vs. sister aspect of this movie is one of the mixed emotion type aspects ever put to film.
A Mighty HeartIf “Changeling” can be in The Project, then this movie deserves a re-assessment.
Reign Of FireA movie of people fending off a dragon in a dystopian future is worthy of a re-assessment at least.
Trial And ErrorThis movie has the potential to outrank “UHF”.
Balls Of FuryThis movie won’t consistently beat the many movies that are powerhouses via actresses that have eye candy appeal, due to it having Maggie Q and Aisha Tyler as the two top-billed actresses. But it does have quirky comedic moments, the potential to be an unlikely jump-starter for The Project and it can work well with “War”, “Street Kings” or “Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen”.
CrankDeath Race, The Beekeeper and The Italian Job either have surpassed or will surpass this one, as all of them are Jason Statham movies. However, this one put those three movies on The Flickuum map, thus it deserves a third re-assessment.
Crank: High VoltageThis movie is adjoined to its predecessor the same way that both “Piranha” movies of the 2010s are adjoined together.
Term LifeThere are movies that should have never been boot out of The Project to begin with. This movie falls under that category.
Couple RetreatIf the aforementioned “Term Life” can be re-assessed, then this movie should be re-assessed as well.
The SilencingAspects of someone doing wrong to make a right give certain movies a little more nuance. This movie falls under that category.
SerpicoAl Pacino deserves at least one 1970s movie that isn’t a “Godfather” movie. This one could fit that bill in The Project.
PaulThis movie is adjoined with “Your Highness” since they are both cut from that James Franco & Company cloth.
LittleIt’s worth finding out if a movie with the opposite of “Big” in its title deserves to be in the same league as the Tom Hanks-led movie or not.
Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & ShawThis movie could be the third “Fast” installment to be a part of Flickuum lore, due to the presence of four-time Flickuum champion Eiza Gonzalez.
SleepoverThe real MVP of this movie is the pet dog.
HitmanOlga Kurylenko is a smoke show in this movie.
MadelineThe slight nitpick about this movie can be overcome.
Madeline: Lost In ParisThis movie is adjoined with the one that’s listed directly above, despite one being live-action and the other one being 2D-animation.
Mr. Malcolm’s ListFreida Pinto and Ashley Kim both give this movie an advantage at making The Project.
TullyIf “Young Adult” can be re-assessed, then this one should be as well.
Slumdog MillionairePaying attention to the time period jumping could possibly punch this movie’s ticket into Tier 5.
Your Sister’s SisterThis movie has interesting human dynamics and a nicely shot aesthetic.
Sinners And SaintsIf “Term Life” can be re-assessed, then this movie should be as well. Plus, it could be a good complimentary movie to “The Help”.
The Wolf Of Wall StreetOut of Martin Scorsese movies that are three hours or longer, this one could be the best of that particular lot.
MorganFor some reason, this movie seems adjoined with the aforementioned “Lucy”.

And finally, that loaded chart of pardons will get some new blood joining them in Tier 8, as I noticed a movie that has a vibe similar to “The World’s Fastest Indian” via the Jonny Lee Miller movie “The Flying Scotsman” and noticed the latter movie while surfing eBay yesterday. Maybe I should surf eBay more often for some new since I still don’t have 2,500 movies to call overall guaranteed Flickuum movies.

Well, my plus/minus ratio is at +95, due mostly to those 38 movies being the last ever to get pardoned from the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page. And given how highly I wrote about each and every one of them, they all could very well end up battling the likes of “The Bounce Back” and “In The Heights” March Madness style.

Until the next time.