The Farm Squad

There will be times where the Fight For The 25 roster will be up to full capacity.

But what about movies that can’t get on that roster when it’s their best (and only) option at the moment?

Well this page provides that answer, as it houses movies that won’t be able to make that roster until a spot opens up.

To see what movies are on the page that’s named after both the Major League Baseball term “farm system” and NFL term “practice squad”, simply view the bullet points and bold text below.

*Denotes movie that has the tentative amount at over capacity

**Note: This page has some adult words. Discretion is advised.

  1. *The Little Things. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: For the most part, it passed its plot investigation. However, a movie that gives a more definitive explanation of Albert Sparma is the only way that this movie won’t have an asterisk next to its name.
  2. Judas And The Black Messiah. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: It will move up to the Fight For The Final 25 page/roster once the battle between Miss Congeniality and 31 other movies for the 1,287th fully guaranteed Two Thous-Ton spot has been completed.
  3. A Bridge Too Far. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: See one spot above.
  4. A Walk Among The Tombstones. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: See two spots above.
  5. Inside. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: See three spots above.
  6. Raya And The Last Dragon. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: See four spots above.
  7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ’14. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: This movie keeps finding ways to redeem itself, thus keeping its tentative guaranteed Two Thous-Ton spot. However, it could be among the next ones to go from the Fight For The Final 25 page/roster to the Demoted, But Could Be Designated To Return page to clear space for yet another non-guaranteed Two Thous-Ton movie.
  8. Resurrecting The Champ. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: See six spots above.
  9. I Feel Pretty. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: See seven spots above.
  10. The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: Depending on how both the second and third installments of The Hobbit each do in their respective assessments, this movie will move along the waiting periods pretty fast.
  11. The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: It’s in the same exact boat as the movie that’s listed one spot above it.
  12. The Croods: A New Age. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: See ten spots above.
  13. By The Gun. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: It’s going to move up at the same time as Judas And The Black Messiah, A Bridge Too Far, A Walk Among The Tombstones, Inside, Raya And The Last Dragon, Resurrecting The Champ, I Feel Pretty and The Croods: A New Age. However, it’s second in line to be placed on the Demoted, But Could Be Designated To Return page before it ultimately gets placed on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
  14. Hancock. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: It has a little bit more upside than the aforementioned By The Gun. However, it could also be a movie that gets shuffled the most between the Fight For The Final 25 page/roster and the Demoted, But Could Be Designated To Return page.
  15. The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: It’s in the same exact boat as the movie that’s listed five spots above it.
  16. Predators. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: See fourteen spots above.
  17. The Predator. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: See fifteen spots above.
  18. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. Why it’s stashed away on The Farm Squad: It’s in the same exact boat as the movie that’s listed eight spots above it.