83 And Possibly Out!: Part 24

It’s been eight full weeks since I last documented Two ThouCentennial activity that pertained to movies that were being assessed/re-assessed for The Project, as a myriad of other things consistently occurred between then and now. And given all of that consistency, I figured that it was better to document everything that occurred from exactly eight weeks ago today all the way to this past Friday, in what will be the last ever 83 And Possibly Out! entry. And of course, with all of that being said, you can find all of the activity that occurred in a span of 52 days via the four charts below.

*****Denotes movie that was documented in 83 And Possibly Out!: Part 1

********Denotes movie that was an impromptu Tier 12 assessment/re-assessment

Chart 1:

MovieIts Fate Post-Assessment/Re-Assessment
Super********It’s a fringe movie for spots 2,001 through 2,047 of The Project, but could be easily pushed out by a Tier 8 or Tier 11 movie that has yet to be assessed.
How To Train Your Husband********This is both the worst Hallmark made-for-TV movie and Julie Gonzalo’s worst movie by far, therefore it’s on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
Independence Day: Resurgence********A certain aspect of its plot needs to be investigated, so its fate is inconclusive right now.
Little********It’s in the same boat as Independence Day: Resurgence.
BeastIt passed its assessment and is currently a Tier 5 movie.
Bulletproof********It could be signed to The Tentative Roster page as very temporary filler, as it could be in the same range as Death To Smoochy on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
Night Owls********It’s a movie that needs A) Hard copy confirmation and B) To be a Top 47 for spots 2,001 through 2,047 of The Project.
Friends With Benefits********It’s somewhat in the same boat as Bulletproof, as it’s way better than Death To Smoochy.
Heart Of Champions********Most inspirational team sports movies have found a way to get into The Project. However, this one falls short, so it will eventually be going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
The Last Shift********This movie is boring and has an incomplete feel to it, so it will eventually be going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
Jockey********It needs to be a Top 47 movie for spots 2,001 through 2,047 of The Project.
Love And Hostages********It’s in the same boat as Jockey.
The Ladykillers*****As time has gone on, the more lackluster that this movie has become.
Rules Don’t Apply*****Warren Beatty’s portrayal of Howard Hughes totally pales in comparison to Terry O’Quinn’s portrayal of him in The Rocketeer. So with that being said, this movie will eventually be re-acquired by the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
Flicka********Its future is predicated on how the franchise’s third installment does.
Flicka 2********It’s in the same boat as Flicka.
Steal Big, Steal Little********It will be subject to a plot jot, which will determine its future in The Project.
Duke********The longevity of the titular dog character, and the impact that he has on the main human character pushes this movie into contention for spots 2,001 through 2,047 of The Project.
After The Ball********This “Ball” is both flat and flat-out stupid. At best, it’s very temporary filler on The Tentative Roster page.
Sadie********It’s in the same boat as Jockey.
Firehouse Dog********It’s in the same boat as Jockey.
Shuffleton’s Barbershop********It’s in the same boat as Steal Big, Steal Little.
The AlamoHidalgo landed on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page. And since this movie is worse than that movie, this movie also landed on that page.
Night MovesBeing a 1970s movie in the crime drama/mystery category boded well for this movie heading into its assessment. However, it completely flattened out during its assessment.
The Kite RunnerThis movie is a conjoined triplet with Burn Your Maps and The Boy In The Striped Pajamas, from the standpoint that they are three movies with a similar vibe that also got assessed after either the Saved By The Bell episode “The Prom” or “Guess Who’s Coming To College”, the latter of which is an episode of Saved By The Bell: The College Years. This movie will eventually be joining those two movies on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
Beastly*****This movie is a very poor live-action version of Beauty And The Beast that was also trying to cash in on the Twilight craze.
DinerHow this movie got 93% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes is a complete mystery, because it’s flat-out boring. Plus, Paul Reiser’s schtick of trying to over-explain things gets old real quick.

Chart 2:

MovieIts Fate Post-Assessment/Re-Assessment
The 13th WarriorIn terms of ancient fighting times movies, this movie could be neck-and-neck with Kingdom Of Heaven, the latter of which is a Tier 2 movie.
Dope********Rick Famuyiwa must love taking a page out of the Saved By The Bell playbook, as the plotline of a prom becomes prevalent as this movie goes on. But this movie completely lacks the magic of the Saved By The Bell episode “The Prom”, along with getting worse as it goes on.
Vacation Friends********It landed on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page three days ago.
Deep CoverThis movie is a step down for Laurence Fishburne, as he appeared in Boyz ‘N The Hood the year before this movie came out. It will be going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
Defendor********It’s in the same boat as Super.
Message From The King********This movie starts strong, but finishes weak. It will be going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
Spy HardMost, if not all, movies that come after anything Saved By The Bell related are set up for the failure, as anything Zack & Kelly-powered is a tough act to follow. This movie’s re-assessment came after the DVD test run of “The Poker Game”, which is an episode of Saved By The Bell: The College Years. And while this movie looked bad after that episode’s DVD test run, it would have failed anyways, as its spoof humor got out of control. It will be going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
The Day Shall Come********Anna Kendrick will be 2-for-4 in movies that came after “A Simple Favor”, which is one of her best movies. The two in the win column are/will be Trolls: World and Noelle, while the loss column will have Stowaway and this movie.
The Outlaw Josey Wales********The four western movies of Clint Eastwood’s that came out before Unforgiven have failed or will fail their assessments/re-assessments. This movie will be one of the four.
Alter Egos********The scenes in the closing credits completely ruin this movie. It will be going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
No Sudden Move********This movie tries to get too slick with its cramming of multiple characters into its plot. The less is more aspect should have been applied to this movie.
Hooking Up********The aspect of breaking into houses for “re-enactments” is what dooms this movie. Plus, it completely wastes the presence of Anna Akana.
Greased Lightning********The “Dreams Come True” song being overplayed in this movie really dooms this movie’s chances at making The Project.
The Suicide Squad********It’s in the same boat as Jockey.
With Honors*****This movie comes off as self-indulgent and is worse than School Ties, the latter of which is on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
Yoga Hosers********It’s going to finish lower than Tusk on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page, as both movies are Genesis Rodriguez movies.
Go Back To China********It’s in the same boat as Jockey.
Emma. ********Anya Taylor-Joy movies with heightened expectations of making The Project have crumbled under such expectations, with Last Night In Soho and this movie being such movies.
Cop CarGoing back to this past May 23, Kevin Bacon is 1-2 in having chances for his movies to make The Project. Super and this movie will make it 1-4.
Prey********This movie is in the same boat as Night Owls.
Men Of Honor********At second glance, this movie had a chance to re-enter The Project. But given some of the over-the-top over-acting, along with the fact that The Finest Hours is better than this movie, it will be going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
Togo********It’s in the same boat as Night Owls.
The Witches ‘20********It’s in the same boat as Jockey.
The Ice Box********The subject of immigration is an important subject to highlight. However, this movie falls short in trying to convey that message. And that’s a shame, because the intentions of this movie are noble.
Detour********This movie is in the same boat as Steal Big, Steal Little.
Hard To KillThis movie is in the same boat as Jockey.
The Hater********Meredith Hagner is on the verge of having four movies ranked in succession on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page, as this movie could be in the same range as Palm Springs, Folk Hero & Funny Guy and Vacation Friends.

Chart 3:

MovieIts Fate Post-Assessment/Re-Assessment
Fool’s Gold ********If a better Alexis Dzienia movie is found, then this movie will be going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorble Mention page.
The Truth About Love********It’s in the same boat as Jockey.
Rams********The music in this movie doesn’t match its plot. Plus, it’s worse than Hunt For The Wilderpeople, as both this movie and that movie are Sam Neill movies.
The After Party********This movie is in the same boat as Night Owls.
There Is A New World Somewhere********The breaking into houses aspect is similar to Hooking Up, which is the first sign of this movie being in trouble. The second sign? The fact that Sylvia completely ditched her friends for a man who lied to her. It will eventually go to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
TrespassIt’s in the same boat as Jockey.
Camp X-Ray********As one of four movies to be assessed/re-assessed in between “Love And Death” and “Marry Me”, which are two episodes of Saved By The Bell: The College Years, it falls completely flat. It will be going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
Cafe********It’s in the same boat as Camp X-Ray.
If Only********It’s in the same boat as Camp X-Ray.
Thinner********It’s in the same boat as Steal Big, Steal Little.
Alexander********The forest fight scene alone is just too epic to not have as a part of Two ThouCentennial lore. 
The Tax Collector********The final showdown sequence in this movie is its best part, but it might not be enough for it to make The Project.
Cedar Rapids********This movie is merely filler on The Tentative Roster page. It could be on the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page before the former of the two pages totally re-configures on November 1.
Da 5 Bloods********This movie is worse than Message From The King, as both this movie and that movie are Chadwick Boseman movies.
Stop And Go********It’s in the same boat as Cedar Rapids, although this movie has a somewhat longer leash than that movie does.
Daydream Nation********This movie could be another reason why Defendor could be permanently banned from The Project, as this movie is better than that movie. Plus, both movies are Kat Dennings movies and this movie got worse as it went on.
To The Wonder********This movie seems like a near two-hour perfume/cologne commercial, as it’s mostly narration/inner thoughts talking. Olga Kurylenko and her eye candy appeal are completely wasted here.
Fallen ‘17********This movie is yet another one that was trying to ride Twilight’s coattails yet it fails completely. Addison Timlin and Lola Kirke are both wasted here.
The New Mutants********It’s in the same boat as Jockey.
Cheech & Chong’s Nice Dreams********The way that the Donna character was written was poor and that’s this movie’s downfall.
Sweaty Betty********It’s in the same boat as Jockey.
Kung Fu Hustle********The dubbing of the English language is so hokey throughout this movie that it makes the dubbing of Rita Repulsa in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers look way less hokey in comparison.
About Fate********Thomas Mann’s character practicing his marriage proposal to Wendie Malick as his mother is cringe as all get out. 
Medieval********It’s in the same boat as Jockey.
Bird Box********This movie loses all of its momentum when that cringy romance between Sandra Bullock and Trevante Rhodes begins.

Chart 4:

MovieIts Fate Post-Assessment/Re-Assessment
The Ice Age Adventures Of Buck Wild********It’s in the same boat as Jockey.
The Maze Runner********This movie kills its momentum, by starting out way too fast.
Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials********This movie kills its momentum, by telling us how Thomas got in his current situation.
Maze Runner: The Death Cure********The style of storytelling of the first two installments really eliminates all care for this movie.
Gemini********Exactly one week after Fallen ’17, Lola Kirke is in another assessed movie that wastes her talent.
Kickboxer 2: The Road Back********This movie is lazily written and badly edited.
Kickboxer 3: The Art Of War********This movie jumps the shark.
Kickboxer 4: The Aggressor********See one spot above.
Kickboxer 5: Redemption********See two spots above.
Gatlopp********Once The After Party gets hard copy confirmation, this movie will be waived by The Tentative Roster page.
Vampire Dad********This movie will be waived by The Tentative Roster page between now and November 1.
Kickboxer: Vengeance********This movie is a pointless reboot, despite the presence of Sara Malakul Lane.
Centigrade********This movie is worse than The Ice Box, as both this movie and that movie are Genesis Rodriguez movies.
Long Nights Short Mornings********It’s in the same boat as Steal Big, Steal Little.
Kickboxer: Retaliation********This movie is a pointless sequel to the pointless reboot, despite the presence of Sara Malakul Lane.
Wanderland********Spoiler Alert: This movie ends with the main character going away on a bus just like Sylvia did in There Is A New World Somewhere. And of course, with that being said, this movie is worse than that movie.
Confined********Emma Caulfield is atrocious in this movie and that atrocity will lead to this movie going to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
Still Smokin********It’s worse than Cheech & Chong’s Nice Dreams.
Knight Of Cups********This movie is worse than To The Wonder.
Road House********It’s filler at best on The Tentative Roster page, but not quality filler.
Love After Love********Dree Hemingway cannot catch a break, as this movie will mark the fifth one of hers to fail its assessment in 2022.
Glass Jaw********It’s in the same boat as Jockey.
The Express********It’s in the same boat as Jockey.
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2*****The franchise as a whole is way too pompous for The Project, therefore this movie will eventually go back to the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page.
Saved By The Bell: Wedding In Las VegasThis movie lived up to its billing as the most anticipated movie in Two ThouCentennial history, and it will officially be a tentative guaranteed Two ThouCentennial movie on November 1.

Well, there you have it. The movie that could finish number one in the Two ThouCentennial rankings when it’s all said and done, the youngest movie of all 2,000 overall guaranteed Two ThouCentennial movies and 22 potential foundational pieces for spots 2,001 through 2,047 of The Project. Of course, those aforementioned 22 foundational pieces will most likely be subject to a Two ThouCentennial blogging subseries. But the title will be different, as different formats will be applied in determining which movies will get overall guaranteed spots 2,001 through 2,047. And such determinations could come, beginning as early as three weeks from now. But I’ll cross that bridge when that time comes, as this particular chapter of my blogging career is now closed. But many more will open with the 104 movies that can be seen via the four charts above. Blog you to all again tomorrow via the Tats What’s Up! page and possibly the Extra Sessions page.